StufferofLegends's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dancebreak!]

You do realize you could make craploads of money by selling the Monkey Scorpion to Nintendo as a new Pokémon breed? Hell, it could inspire its own video game: Pokémon Brown! I can already see it:

Monkey Scorpion used Sensual Face Rape... it was super effective!

By the way, who was doing the monkey's lines?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

mostly me, with some real monkey mixed in. its actually really hard on your throat, or mine anyway, to do a convincing monkey sound.

[Donut Quest]

It's been a while sice donuts could coax such elevated feelings out of me, really. I find it awesome how you manage to be so hilarious, epic and even dramatic at the same time, while also keeping you trademark feel. Not quite as directly sexual as some of your other stuff (there are innuendos, though!), but definately lobstery. Love it!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks R+G! when was the last time donuts coaxed elevated feelings from you? that sounds like a saga worth telling.

[The humans are dead. +]

Made my day! Despite its relative length your flash remained a funny, entertainig music video, absurd lyrics, atmospheric music and design maybe some twist at the end would've made it even better. You really did it, though: Hania Lee might be pissed off for not being involved. Songs about oppressed\rebellious robots are quite her stuff.

Anyway, Good work!

Steinberg responds:

haha, the song wasnt made by me, unfortunately, just the animation, and because of that I wouldnt be able to do a twist ending I guess.
Funny thing is, the song is from new zealand, and hania is from australia, it's pratically the same place... except it isnt lol :P

[The Great Chimp Heist]

Cobra fun time!

I really love the pacing here, and how well the music goes with the dialogues. Fernando's unconfortable silence after Hernando seeing through his cheap plan, Gooseman's epic, zooh induced solo and a lot of little details have made my day.
The story of this flash could be a wonderful basis for a heisting\tactical strategy\adventure game, like The Sting! from 2001.

TornadoStorm18 is obviously Earth's only devoted Sonichu fan.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

or maybe you could play AGAINST fernando, and you have to distract him by hurling crack rocks and tubs of yoghurt, if you fail he sets off the nuke.

[Sheriff McGyro]

10/10 as always.

Great stuff, I hope the rest of the game also oozes from this kind of feel and humor. Both humor and animation wise this was quite different from that of the Greasy Moose universe, and you've managed to pull it off neatly. This shouldn't come as such a grand surprise though. It's not like you didn't do 20+ Cat Face episodes and tons of music videos for the Weebl yet.

If there is any hint of greasiness in this movie, it's the rather... shall we say, questionable perception of reality from McGyro's side. Copyright issues would probably prevent you from using this dude in flashes not related to the game, but is would be awesome if you could make a series for this dude and his psychic issues. Hell, having him battle\team up with Great Destiny Man would be mind blowing!!!

Also, from now on the sheriff's last line is my life motto.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! i can't really take credit for any of the concept or characters though they were all provided to me, in fact my only contribution in that regard was the the splinters line at the end.

i have seen the cut scene comics for the game and they are really funny.

[I can't fap to this...]

Unscrupulous adaptation

A very interesting twisted mirror in front of the marvellous world of the internet and having a good time with the vast, overflowing tides of data. It's a great adaptation of the original comic jam, I like that you've maintained its monochrome looks. The art and sounds make it really quirky, grotesque, kind of creepy, while the dialogue adds hilarious, deviant absurdity to it.

A great tale of online entertainment's blankness in spite of all its colors, and the nature of how innocent looking and utterly perverted stuff can mesh so seamlessly in it. Oh, and the links next to the cat video are awesome.

While some newgrounders are probably waiting for something more ambitious from you, for what this short animation was, it was perfect, able to surprise despise all the sic k stuff you get used to on the internet.

Lastly, my nippler sense tells me that the onlys thing Sumbody69 can remotely hope to have some 69 action is a toothless, deranged, hermaphroditic goat.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

"A great tale of online entertainment's blankness in spite of all its colors"

wow that is poetic, thanks r&g! when the dvd comes out this will be the quote on the cover.

[Dance of the Manwhore]

My daily mantra

And to think of it that I almost missed this! When it was first frontpaged I knew nothing about the Greasy Moose universe and though that it's going to be a collection of lame gay\penis jokes. I was lucky that previously I saw Too Many Drugs, which I loved for its brilliant text and surrealismm Seeing that the two flashes had the same authorI though I'll give it a try and I am blown away by its sublime magnificience ever since. It's deranged, sick and promiscuous, but also witty, clever and hilarious. Such awesome innuendos!

As a conclusion: if I ever get to be a sergeant by some strange gesture of fate and will have to do that weird question-and-answer, "soldier soldier don't look down thing" while marching with my boy soldiers, I know what I'll have them sing wiht me...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

heheh well if you ever force a group of men to sing this no matter what the context i want footage.

[Harder, Tiffany, Harder!!]

A for AWESOME

I've been watching this a lot on greasymoose.com, but it was suitably great to witness it on newgrounds as well. Great animation, hilarious lines, gloriously creative mindfuckery to its best.

For the people looking for sense or purpose: it is a waste of time, 'cause the comic jam this flash was based on was meant to be a improvised display of pure, if somewhat deranged, imagination, a spontaneous interlocking of individual streams of consciousnesses, placing familiar scenes and tropes into the most absurd circumstances. Just enjoy it for what it is instead of placing it in the greasy moose canon or judging it as if it was a conventional story.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks r&g, that sums it up. haters gonna hate.

[Watchin' the Sunset]

Well, that was weird as Hell...

But I think I like it. You've got quite a nice metafore there (if that was your intention): how something that is regarded beautiful for natural phenomena might be bizarre or even disturbing for living people. Like the sunset: it is beautiful, and we might compare a girls's beauty to the Sun, but when the girl acts like the sun and... "passes away," it's more quirky than anything else.

The idea was nice, and it was a pretty good flash for a first try (this is you r first submission, right?). Keep it up and improve yourself.

slipperystudios responds:

Thanks! And yes this is my first submission that wasn't blammed on here. My other ones were tests haha. And I did only get it last Monday so I am still learning. Thanks again!

[The Life of Gregory Brown]

Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Brown.

I liked your flash very much. It was a solid little psycho spooker that had that partiucular, eerie-creepie feel to it that is critical for similar animations. The rhmying was a good idea, and the lack of a very obvious metric rhythm made ot even more bizarre. The textures were awesome, and the fact that Gregory can assimilate with the ordinary folk with stains of blood on his cheeks made me chuckle. The fact that he's talking to us was a nice touch, making the end especially effective.

Nevertheless, our pop culture is a bit oversaturated with these kind of grotesque, psychotic type of characters, and while I love most of them, it is pretty difficult to do something with them that hasn't been already done. While your flash and the character of Gregory was indeed moving confiently among the traits of this genre, I suggest you to give him something that makes him stand out from the rest of the freaks.

All in all, the flash was solid, enjoyable and atmospheric, I hope this isn't the last time I've heard of Mr. Brown

Basset-Hound responds:

Thanks for the review, yeah psycho's are really hard to charactarize nowadays. I really like Norman Bates myself. And Hannibal Lecter ofcourse(if you count him as psychopatic)