That was freakin' adorable!

Great animation, Fernando's as sexy\disturbing\hilarious as ever. Gooseman really stole the show here, though. The blood red slow motion bit was hysterical, as well as the the way our favorite organ merchant just fell in his own apparent doom with a defiant "zooohh" leaving his lips. And the puppy... and the space battle...

Oh, and something tells me Fernando and Randy had a fierce argument over who should vield that awesome phallic minigun that was most likely confiscated from Vera DOminatrix back during Pleasure Island 4...

This needs to be my national anthem. This is my life goal now. Well, up to found my own nation!

If there's one teensy weensy little critique I have (SPOILURZ to who haven't watched the video yet) would be that, in my opinio, that jumpscare at the end could've been even more effective if the dog's face would've vanished into darkness a tad sooner. Still, it works great as a reference, and it seemed to have worked on enough people, so you have all my stars. ALL OF THEM!!!

Love this game!

While initially I was worried that the game'd put too much emphasis on having to memorize the exact location of each obstacle, making it as frustrating as older games such as Shadow of The Beast, it was actually a lot more about concentration and getting used to rearranging your fingers on the keyboard. Especially in infinite mode there's no use relying on memory, instead you have tons of fun anticipating the next obstacle. Oh, and the music was groovy as well.

And this was made in a mere week? Color me impressed!

Such a great combination of a jumpy, dexterious melody and oompfy beats!

Whoa, have I missed something? Did Ragemelon get hooked up with Mrs. Potato Head? Nevertheless, a mighty fine song.

I wonder... will we hear this opus magnum in Space Adventure Legend Quest?

Eep! I can't believe there's someone else beside me on Newgrounds who knows and likes John McLaughlin! You have some mighty fine taste, Sir.

This reminds me, I should really give One Piece a try one of these days. I think it comes pretty close to Eiichiro Oda's style, and the colors fit it pretty well.

Wow. That makes all my Fernando related fan art look, smell, feel, I even dare say taste, like poop. Epic lasciviousness doesn't even begin to describe it!