StufferofLegends's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Parody Parody Parody]

So very different from your previous work, yet it still has that distinct deranged greasy grandiosity to it. Also, it totally works as a "how to make a popultar newgrounds video" tutorial! Thanks for putting those bat nipples in- not only are they a good way to outtrick the 'Tube's prudery without actually provoking their its wrath, but they also help us to never forget what atrocities Joel Schumacher has committed against the entirety of cinema!

Anyways, I wish your purse to be hefty and your musk to be plentiful!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks man. i sketched the nipples in quite a bit bigger...but it looked too crazy, they totally dominated the picture.

[Ragemelon]

I don't think I've ever heard you do such deranged screams, the Ragemelon voice suits you well! The whole voice acting was superb, such as Ragemelon's creepy wheezing. He might be easy to crush, but he won't stay down for long. I truly wonder how a team up between him and the annoying orange'd look like. Also, great animation, kudos to Curtis as well!

On a final note: FREEZE! BLOUARGHH!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks man.

[Contagious]

Hmmmm... so this is like when an ocacsionally sickeningly violent and vicked bromance triangle goes awry! The animation was a real tour de force here, Iove how Fernando's luscious lips were reflected from Gooseman's shades. The music gave the whole thing a monumental, "shit-just-gone-real" feel. Oh, and the triumphant return of Fernando's Kate Perry whig! Epic.

Also, about Triforce12's review: Gooseman should definately adopt Woaoah Dude as his middle name, it's just too hilarious to let go to waste.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers r&g. i can promise that gooseman definitely has more autotuned woah's still in him.

[Bubbles]

Chris, you scoundrel! I almost suffocated from laughter during the "screaming ass bubbles" scene! Good thing I didn't eat that five years old frozen taco before watching this. I like my underpants the color they are, thank you.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thoroughly red with the blood of your victims?

[Central Bwankers]

If these are the kind of people our everyday lives depend on then I gladly welcome the slithery, highly liver-unfriendly embrace of Raptor Jesus. Oh well, at least I don't have to get promiscuous with goats under the influence of Lady Baphomet anymore... Or do I???

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it is not for me to influence your behaviour towards goats, i think you will know what to do when the time comes.

[Pleasure Island 4]

Pleasure Island 4 is nothing short of being stellarly epic! It is by far your best looking flash if you ask me, and I loved how Gooseman went all Spider-man on the man.walrus, dodging his attacks and shooting one snide remark after the other.

It's clearly one of your more action oriented flashes. Sure, some of your other works might have more insanely hilarious dialogue to offer, but this one had its fine share of entertainingly sick utterances as well (Gooseman's response to Manny, Fernando's text). The part that really cracked me up was how Gooseman was avoiding Vera's chaingun fire. The pose he was crawling in killed me, not to mention his head shot. Also, props to Siobhan for her bloodchillingly fierce battle cry!

I have to mention the action scenes as well. Just like in Great Destiny Man 2, you have a great way of balancing between the intensity/speed and digestablility of your fight scenes, enabling them to provide a delightful sensory overload while still being easy to follow (espcially at the scene where Gooseman's pounding the man walrus to the ground). Somehow I also get a Tarantino kind of vibe from PI. Maybe it's because Man vs Man Walrus somehow reminds me of Kill Bill, I can't exacly put my finger around it.

Overall, I'm extremely satisfied with this installment. I was kind of expecting Fernando to have a more active role in the battle, but hey, he did get to slay the foul beast, didn't he? It was a great way of returning to the greasy crew. I can't decide whether I like this or Donut Quest better. So much pure, liquified awesome... I'm quite sure the 'grounders will dig it, and, as always, I'm looking forward to your future projects. Thanks for all the juicy fun!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks again, dude. not sure if i already mentioned this but siobhan was pleased because i entirely recycled her battle cries from great destiny man 2.

["The Worst"]

That was pretty intense! It was really amazing how this flash has managed to evoke such conrtoversial feelings from me: I was simultaneously admiring your great art style and animation AND (initially) shocked by the brutality of it all.

I don't know if this was supposed to be a mere tour de force of animating know how and daring gore from your side, but I thing it could be a good satyre of the primitive, lack luster ways of entertainment industry: the cheap satisfying ot the mob's hunger for shock value and primitive spectacle (maybe looking at freaks in order to distract themselves from their own deficiencies) and the indifference and non sensitiveness from the consumers' side. It also had some meta aspect if you ask me: How different am I from the fictional viewers of this abusive freak show, and how dies it reflects on my habits of entertainment?

One negative thing might be the overusage of shocking, brutal scenes, but not in the way you might first think: After the first two minutes of remorseless massacre I've just got used to the overwhelming gore and simply stopped caring. It's like when a singer tries to stress every not with fancy vibrati and gracing note, not letting the song breathe and ending up with none of the notes getting any stress at all.

Hmmmmm, comparing this senseless act of violence to singign might give people the impression of me being a psychopath, so let me give a more suitable comparison: it's like in comic book events such as Countdown to Final Crisis or Ultimatum, where so many characters die so abruptly and meaninglessly that all of a sudden you simply stop caring.

Nevertheless, it was a stimulatingly controversial peice of work, beautifully crafted yet contentially abhorring, great desing and art style, with zero compromises. It deserves attention.

Sherbalex responds:

high five

[Opium Cop]

Apparently, crime is FUCKED! Love the animation as well as the elevated perspective from which our hero views our not so perfect world. The noir touch was great too, and I was glad to hear at least one epic moan in this flash. God knows we need more moans in our not so child-friendly cartoons. You also receive bonus points for the Milk of The Manwhore-esque music at the end

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers, stuffer!

[Knife Dance]

How difficult I've found masturbating to this, you ask? Well, let's just say that I never thought that I have my own organic web shooter. Better go swing around Manhattan...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

regarding the possibility of masturbating, that is something i would never doubt of you.

[Space Whale]

For your first flash here it was supprisingly arousing. in a weir, fishy (whalesy) manner. The lenght and the audio could be improved, but otherwise you've got some mighty bitchen baby steps, sir.

HappyCow4ever responds:

this would be my. 4th one uploaded here. ive made small things too on the side for sure. but yes the length and audio could be tweaked. i kinda gave up at the end :< ...i suppose i can only get better! thanks again! see you on the greasy forumz.