StufferofLegends's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I can't fap to this...]

Unscrupulous adaptation

A very interesting twisted mirror in front of the marvellous world of the internet and having a good time with the vast, overflowing tides of data. It's a great adaptation of the original comic jam, I like that you've maintained its monochrome looks. The art and sounds make it really quirky, grotesque, kind of creepy, while the dialogue adds hilarious, deviant absurdity to it.

A great tale of online entertainment's blankness in spite of all its colors, and the nature of how innocent looking and utterly perverted stuff can mesh so seamlessly in it. Oh, and the links next to the cat video are awesome.

While some newgrounders are probably waiting for something more ambitious from you, for what this short animation was, it was perfect, able to surprise despise all the sic k stuff you get used to on the internet.

Lastly, my nippler sense tells me that the onlys thing Sumbody69 can remotely hope to have some 69 action is a toothless, deranged, hermaphroditic goat.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

"A great tale of online entertainment's blankness in spite of all its colors"

wow that is poetic, thanks r&g! when the dvd comes out this will be the quote on the cover.

[Leaf Me Alone]

One badass leaf

A real eye candy of a flash! The animation was nice fluid, and the drawings somehow felt very threedimensional. Very pleasant to watch.

I'm not quite sure though which part was crazier: the voice acting, the faces or the jokes themselves.

[Mega Man Short Blast]

Nice!

Great voice acting. Weird ass, Flapjack-esque facial expressions. Mostly bizarre jokes. Oh, and the Epic Love Seeking Hot Dog Dude...

Some of the jokes could've been better, particularly the one with the cannon deffect, but overall, it was far from bad. Keep improving yourself!

[The Monster And The Poop]

I'm enlightened!

Poop is Beauty.
Beauty is Poop.
All is Blessed.
All is Blessed.

[LL - Dream Team Ep.2]

Makes me go "glaaaglaglaaagla"

Great timing, lovely absurdity, and Microsoft Sam....

As always, simple ingerients, lots of fun!

By the way, could somebody please tell me the title of the song at the end?

[LL - Dream Team Ep.3]

I love it

though i am not a bronie either.

On a serious note. it impresses me how you achieve to create such delightfully absurd shorts by basically using very similar and restricted ingredients. Minimalistic awesomeness!

[Dance of the Manwhore]

My daily mantra

And to think of it that I almost missed this! When it was first frontpaged I knew nothing about the Greasy Moose universe and though that it's going to be a collection of lame gay\penis jokes. I was lucky that previously I saw Too Many Drugs, which I loved for its brilliant text and surrealismm Seeing that the two flashes had the same authorI though I'll give it a try and I am blown away by its sublime magnificience ever since. It's deranged, sick and promiscuous, but also witty, clever and hilarious. Such awesome innuendos!

As a conclusion: if I ever get to be a sergeant by some strange gesture of fate and will have to do that weird question-and-answer, "soldier soldier don't look down thing" while marching with my boy soldiers, I know what I'll have them sing wiht me...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

heheh well if you ever force a group of men to sing this no matter what the context i want footage.

[Harder, Tiffany, Harder!!]

A for AWESOME

I've been watching this a lot on greasymoose.com, but it was suitably great to witness it on newgrounds as well. Great animation, hilarious lines, gloriously creative mindfuckery to its best.

For the people looking for sense or purpose: it is a waste of time, 'cause the comic jam this flash was based on was meant to be a improvised display of pure, if somewhat deranged, imagination, a spontaneous interlocking of individual streams of consciousnesses, placing familiar scenes and tropes into the most absurd circumstances. Just enjoy it for what it is instead of placing it in the greasy moose canon or judging it as if it was a conventional story.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks r&g, that sums it up. haters gonna hate.

[Watchin' the Sunset]

Well, that was weird as Hell...

But I think I like it. You've got quite a nice metafore there (if that was your intention): how something that is regarded beautiful for natural phenomena might be bizarre or even disturbing for living people. Like the sunset: it is beautiful, and we might compare a girls's beauty to the Sun, but when the girl acts like the sun and... "passes away," it's more quirky than anything else.

The idea was nice, and it was a pretty good flash for a first try (this is you r first submission, right?). Keep it up and improve yourself.

slipperystudios responds:

Thanks! And yes this is my first submission that wasn't blammed on here. My other ones were tests haha. And I did only get it last Monday so I am still learning. Thanks again!

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

Just stating the obvious

This is a truly magnificient flash that is a great homage to the comics in its own way. I mean, sure, I can understand that Alan Moore opposes the movie adaptation (while I liked it, it heavily simplifies the comics's message), I think he should approve of this, for it satirises the very phenomenon Moore so greatly despises: the fact that comic books aren't taken seriously and, regardless of content, are generelly viewed as a medium strictly for (man)children. Wow, that was one long friggin' sentence!

Anyways, as a lot of people have already pointed it out, the flash is incredibly ironic if you know the plot of The Watchmen, reflecting how self deceptive it is to view comic books of such caliber in a superficial way.